"The love we give away is the only love we keep."

"The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife."

"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing."

"An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness."

"If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate."

"Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is."

"PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language. The least disagreeable form of dramatic action."

"When I get smitten, I stay smut."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

"Trust me... I know what I'm doing."

"I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth."

"Hatred is a very underestimated emotion."