"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"The world is not yet exhaused; let me see something tomorrow which I never saw before."

"Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a communist."

"Real glory springs from the silent conquest of ourselves."

"A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous."

"Pride the first peer and president of hell."

"Winning isn't everything, it is the only thing."