"Change is good, but dollars are better."

"Discretion is the better part of valor."

"May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say."

"The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off."

"Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day."

"Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ."

"Our duty is to encourage every one in his struggle to live up to his own highest idea, and strive at the same time to make the ideal as near as possible to the Truth."

"A Dream is where a boy can swim in the deepest oceans and fly over the highest clouds."

"All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind."

"Not many people know this ... but I happen to be famous."

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad."

"Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral."