"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'."

"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."

"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."

"It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more."

"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been!'"

"If we weren't all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting we couldn't endure it."

"Be gentle and learn how to suffer. When one suffers patiently, one suffers less."

"The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit"

"Remembering without ceasing your work of faith, and labor of love."

"Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do, the danger is that we shall do nothing."