"Ability will never catch up with the demand for it."

"When in doubt, duck."

"There is never enough time, unless you're serving it."

"You can judge the character of others by how they treat those who can do nothing to them or for them."

"If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route."

"By the time we've made it, we've had it."

"Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds."

"The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else."

"A rat who gnaws at a cat's tail invites destruction."

"A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums."

"Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are."

"The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord."