"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"Folly is often more cruel in the consequences than malice can be in the intent."

"As a man can drink water from any side of a full tank, so the skilled theologian can wrest from any scripture that which will serve his purpose."

"Condense some daily experience into a glowing symbol, and an audience is electrified."

"Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please."

"Science is organized knowledge."

"Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be."