"It is generally agreed that 'Hello' is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said 'Goodbye,' it could confuse a lot of people."

"There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?"

"Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one side, and it tumbles over on the other."

"Nothing great was ever acheived without enthusiasm."

"Ideas are the factors that lift civilization. They create revolutions. There is more dynamite in an idea than in many bombs."

"To compare is not to improve."

"No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never pleasant to have a rifle pointed at one's back."

"We all have thoughts that would shame the devil."

"Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."

"Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year."

"Separate together in a bunch. [And don't] stand around so much in little bundles!"

"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."