"Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy."

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

"I am constant as the northern star, of whose true fix'd and resting quality there is no fellow in the firmament."

"When he is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast."

"Men at some time are the masters of their fates: The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings."

"A merry heart goes all the day, your sad tires in a mile-a."

"The best holistic remedy for high blood pressure is a purring cat on your lap."

"Dreamers can find their way by moonlight and their only punishment is that they see the dawn before the rest of the world."

"Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste."

"The Constitution shall never be construed... to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms."

"While the fates permit, live happily; life speeds on with hurried step, and with winged days the wheel of the headlong year is turned."

"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible."