"This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and yet more arrogant than man."

"No mortal man, moreover is wise at all moments."

"In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain."

"In comparing various authors with one another, I have discovered that some of the gravest and latest writers have transcribed, word for word, from former works, without making acknowledgment."

"Why is it that we entertain the belief that for every purpose odd numbers are the most effectual?"

"The best plan is to profit by the folly of others."

"God heals, and the doctor takes the fees."

"We believe he wanted to win in the worst way."

"It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes."

"It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back."

"'Where did you put it?' 'Put what?' 'You know?' 'Where do you think?' 'Oh.'"

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"