"I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise."

"The farther the experiment is from theory the closer it is to the Nobel Prize."

"God is love,and he who abides in love abides in God, and God in him."

"Language is the picture and counterpart of thought."

"I have not yet met with a sorrow that could not be borne, nor with one who's passing did not leave me stronger."

"Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed."

"It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians."

"When in doubt, duck."

"If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function it must have dissent."

"When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish."

"There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other."

"If you're afraid to let someone else see your weakness, take heart: Nobody's perfect. Besides, your attempts to hide your flaws don't work as well as you think they do."